Married... with Children

Plays from a third-party host

Sources marked • opened pop-ups across repeated tests; the rest did not. Providers are otherwise ordered so the quiet ones come first. Players are third party and refuse to run restricted, so an ad blocker like uBlock Origin is still worth having. Nothing loads from them until you press play.

Al Bundy is an unsuccessful middle aged shoe salesman with a miserable life and an equally dysfunctional family. He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.