Ted 2

Plays from a third-party host

Sources marked • opened pop-ups across repeated tests; the rest did not. Providers are otherwise ordered so the quiet ones come first. Players are third party and refuse to run restricted, so an ad blocker like uBlock Origin is still worth having. Nothing loads from them until you press play.

Newlywed couple Ted and Tami-Lynn want to have a baby, but in order to qualify to be a parent, Ted will have to prove he's a person in a court of law.